Do you have that one Facebook "friend" who is so self-centered and delusional that you just want to come through your computer screen, pop out in their living room and smack them every time they update their status? No? Well, I do.
This particular "friend" makes a post at least three times a week complaining about how fat they are. How they can't lose a pound. Nothing fits. They can only eat "794 calories per day"..........Only this person is actually about 5'3" and maybe weighs 120 pounds.
It takes everything I have not to go off whenever I read one of these posts!
A) Get a mirror.
B) Get over yourself.
c) Stop fishing for compliments.