Just What The Dr. Ordered

I love my best friend. Dearly. She was sent to me straight from heaven. She always makes me smile, gives me good advice, provides me with hours of entertainment and when I'm in the middle of a week of depression and gloom, filled with lots and lots of tears (such as this week), she emails me the following poem:

Hera is my friend

I will not Lie

It breaks my heart

to see her cry

Enough with negativity

suck it up now

or I will kick you in the pee pee

find a new job

this I say

you will be happy on a different day

trivia night will be a hoot

so get it together or I will poot

Just the laugh I needed. Love you bestie!


UPDATE -- It turns out she emailed a little poem to Maverick as well.

Maverick o Maverick
seems your girl
is in the dumps
kind of like oatmeal
when full of lumps
I would like my Hera
happy and fun
so please go home
and give her some

Seriously. I love her. Too funny!